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Sunday, April 29, 2007
Washed car in the early morning. Haven been washing it for weeks & it's freaking dirty. Gave it a through wash *Pant* *Chuan*
Came back home to continue sleeping til afternoon. Am so tired & finally I get to sleep in late on weekend. Nobody call me, phone today never ring. Thus, decide to headed down to market there chit chat & had a couple of drinks before coming home. Sending dad out now. Will have dinner later before calling it a day & zzzz.
Parked into reserved lot @ [ 7:47 PM ]
Saturday, April 28, 2007
It's been a long time since I blogged. Anyway, life's been pretty stagnant for me. It's either out with friends for coffee, chit chat or sleeping at home. Boring huh.
Nothing much to blog so here is some jokes which I find it pretty funny:
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________ _________ _________ __________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
____________ _________ _________ ________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law!
Parked into reserved lot @ [ 4:29 AM ]